Almost at the emmys

So... this story has absolutely nothing to do with acting, but it was too crazy not to share...
So, there I was a normal person walking down the street. WRONG. not Sept 22... because this day, I was casually walking down the street, casually dressed, minding my own business, when out of the BLUE comes this guy with greasy long hair who wreaks of alcohol in a tux. He just opens his arms to me and asks me for a hug. I very politely decline. And then he say he has an extra ticket to the Emmy's and would I like to go? His very nice normal cab driver said that he did indeed have an extra ticket if I wanted to come. First of all, I"m not dressed for the Emmys although I did look cute... hey, I have to be superficial once in a while... and I did contemplate it for a split second.. but then everything from my childhood screamed "dont get into a strange limo with a gross drunk man!!!" And then I played the evening out in my mind and I would probably have to beat the old man off with a champagne bottle... or it was a huge scam and I could have gotten sex trafficked.... that's a thing! So, after this split second of inner dialogue, I told them I had plans but thank you. and the gross drunk man hugged me anyway... oh dear. I smiled and walked away as quickly as possible. I'll see the Emmys some other time.... maybe with Paul Rudd... oh wait, did I write that out loud..oooops ;)